RV Life: New Christmas Carols

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells,

Shitter smells,

I guess it's full again.

Calling up,

The sewer truck,

The excitement never ends.

Jingle bells,

Shitter smells,

The truck is on its way.

Jump for joy

As your plops deploy,

And you can shit another day.

Joy to The World

Joy to the world

I made my bed,

Then stood, and bumped my head.

The house is a mess.

The kids cause us stress,

And the sink is always full

And the sink is always full,

And the sink, the sink is always full.

Joy to the world

The tarp is gone.

The wind blew it away.

The roof has started leaking.

Our life could use some tweaking,

And the sink is always full,

And the sink is always full,

And the sink, the sink is always full.

We rule our world.

We are so free.

Small things don't bother me.

Water can go in a cup.

A mess or bump can be cleared up,

But the sink is always full,

Yes the sink is always full.

The sink, the sink is always full.

Santa Cannot Get Into Our RV (Grandpa Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

Santa cannot get into our RV.

There ain't no chimney he can slither down.

He suggested coming through the front door,

I said the shitter has a vent, but you might get brown.

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

It glared off my bumpers.

He crashed into my sewer hose.

All of the other reindeer

They all came a tumbling down,

Now there are hooves through my roof

And Santa's passed out on the ground.

When my sons, they went outside

To see what's going on,

Santa opened up his eyes

And said, "Hey, merry Christmas guys!"

Then all the Reindeer got free,

And they patched up our roof.

Santa sure wasn't magic,

Check out my backup camera's proof.

The First Noel

Our first Christmas here

We said would be great.

The boys wouldn't pass out

Until really late.

From in the hall

We gathered their gifts

And wondered, "where can we

Make these fit".

In a rig, in a rig

In a rig, a rig

Once gifts are opened,

They'll still be too big.

So we sat and pared down

With our kids the next day,

But we couldn't get them to

Give their things away.

So we stuffed and crammed

And the cupboards got mad.

We decided that next year

We'd scale back a tad.

In a rig, in a rig.

In a rig, a rig.

Everything seems small,

But in here it's big.

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